{"product_id":"if-you-see-me-running-collectible-pin","title":"If You See Me Running | Collectible Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeliver an unvarnished warning with a hilarious dose of dry wit and emergency humor. Perfect for cardio skeptics, self-proclaimed couch potatoes, and anyone whose idea of a sprint involves genuine peril, this cheeky piece makes your athletic policy known before anyone gets the wrong idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpertly crafted from durable alloy metal with rich enamel fill, it's engineered to withstand daily handling while retaining its clean, polished finish. The precision-moulded metal framing provides exceptional structural integrity and shields the recessed fill from surface friction, ensuring this cautionary statement stays sharp and resilient for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a delightfully frank, conversation-starting accessory that brings relatable comedy, sarcastic charm, and bold individuality to any curated collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasures approximately 2.5 cm in width.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy's Garage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48992750829760,"sku":"SG-B378","price":8.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0309\/9840\/files\/IfYouSeeMeRunning-CollectiblePin.jpg?v=1789075444","url":"https:\/\/sassysgarage.ca\/products\/if-you-see-me-running-collectible-pin","provider":"Sassy's Garage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}