{"product_id":"look-whos-ready-for-a-colonoscopy-greeting-card","title":"Look Who's Ready For a Colonoscopy | Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eCelebrate their latest milestone with a hilarious nod to the golden era of medical adulting. For the friend or family member who's officially reached the age where routine screenings become the hot new topic of conversation, this cheeky birthday greeting hits the perfect comedic note. It's an ideal choice for anyone who wants to skip the soft, sentimental well wishes and deliver a completely unsentimental, laugh-out-loud reality check instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCrafted from premium, heavy-weight cardstock, the clean design puts the hilariously blunt punchline front and centre for maximum impact. The inside's left completely blank, giving you all the space you need to write a custom message, poke fun at their advancing age, or share your own medical prep tips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eGive your favourite milestone-celebrating person a memorable laugh that proves growing older's much more fun when you can roast them for it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy's Garage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48575473909952,"sku":"SG-GC20","price":6.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0309\/9840\/files\/LookWho_sReadyforaColonoscopy-GreetingCard.jpg?v=1783617922","url":"https:\/\/sassysgarage.ca\/products\/look-whos-ready-for-a-colonoscopy-greeting-card","provider":"Sassy's Garage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}