{"product_id":"my-immune-system-is-a-hoe-collectible-pin","title":"My Immune System Is a Hoe | Collectible Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eNavigating cold and flu season feels like an extreme sport when your body acts like a magnet for every passing sniffle, cough, and mysterious ache. Give your health a bit of cheeky side-eye with a hilariously relatable piece of sarcastic flair that perfectly captures the struggle of feeling constantly under the weather. It's the ultimate conversation starter for chronic snifflers, allergy sufferers, and anyone who prefers to tackle their woes with a heavy dose of self-deprecating comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from tough, premium-quality enamel and sturdy metal components, it's meticulously built to withstand the daily grind and whatever environmental hazards your immune system is failing to fight off today. The secure rubber clutch backing ensures it stays firmly fastened throughout your busiest days, offering peace of mind while you go about your routine. Embrace the sheer comedy of feeling less than stellar and share a knowing laugh with fellow spoonies who truly understand the struggle of a compromised constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasures approximately 3 cm in width.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy's Garage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48151621173440,"sku":"SG-B287","price":8.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0309\/9840\/files\/MyImmuneSystemisaHoe-CollectiblePin2.jpg?v=1776187199","url":"https:\/\/sassysgarage.ca\/products\/my-immune-system-is-a-hoe-collectible-pin","provider":"Sassy's Garage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}