Embrace the chaotic energy of Arlen's most paranoid resident with this hilarious enamel pin. Featuring the ultimate conspiracy theorist, Dale Gribble, sporting his signature orange cap, reflective shades, and a multitasking combination of a cigarette and a knife, this accessory is the definition of "prepared for anything". It captures the spirit of the popular "Become Ungovernable" meme perfectly, making it an essential badge for anyone who operates under an alias or just really values their personal freedom (and pocket sand).
Constructed from durable hard enamel with a smooth, glossy finish, this pin is built to survive whatever government plot—or neighborhood barbecue—you encounter next. It features a secure black rubber backing that keeps it firmly attached to your bug-out bag, denim jacket, or hat, ensuring it stays put even when you need to make a quick escape.
Whether you are adding to your King of the Hill collection or gifting it to a friend who is always suspicious of the status quo, this pin is a Rusty Shackleford-approved masterpiece.
